GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And